The Publicity Hound has a GREAT weekly newsletter with excellent publicity tools, tips and resources. Joan also throws in "Hound Joke of the Week." Enjoy ...

Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are trained, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions,don't wear your clothes and don't need a gazillion dollars for college. And if they get pregnant, you can sell the pups.

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