If you think dogs can't count, try putting 3 biscuits in your pocket, then giving your dog two of them.

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5 Things We Can Learn From A Dog:
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Be loyal.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and
nuzzle them gently.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.